what. the. f#@!.

Neuticles? Prosthetic testicles?!?!?!? For pets?!?!?!?

Seriously: who fucking needs this product? What owner is really dissatisfied with the hang of his dog’s empty sack?

The mind–it boggles. Boggle boggle boggle.

OK. I’m totally sorry. To make up for it, here’s some beagle puppies:

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u38PU1HSN38