what would i do?
what would i do,
without you, baby?
i might wipe my ass
without inspection
i might have to handle
every erection
but i would die
without you

what would i do
if i did lose you, baby?
i would crawl on my knees
through you-know-what
i would lose all the useful
middle of my gut
and i would wither and die
without you

what should i do
what could i do,
to not lose you, baby?
i would stop with the
thinking out loud
i would stop every bit
of the whole madding crowd
and they can all die
for you

(an early anniversary present…)